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Farewell World

On behalf of those going into army soon, we wanna thank those we came down for our pre-enlistment dinner! We are going to bid farewell to this world and may we be friends after we reincarnate after 2 years!! Please say your last words to us tomorrow as we will really appreciate them.

And to all my brothers who are going in, just remember go in there and enjoy(psycho yourself!).Remember to say hi and watch out for each other if we see each other in camp. However, you are not obliged to wash anyone's underwear!!! I'm sure we will all do well and get ourselves into OCS and get the quite-useless-but-cool sword! Take care and may Guan-yin-ma/Buddha/God/Vishnu/Allah/Mother Theresa protect all of us.

Happy Birthday to Jian Wei and Wenyi too!!!

Post Chalet

Hey guys! Hope everyone had had a good rest after the awesome year-start chalet!!! Time passed so fast this time around (probably cos got me!!) we didnt get to do so much other things!!

Anyway, there are suggestions that we will have an outing EVERY month to celebrate the birthdays of ppl that month! So, really hope everyone can continue to go out tgt and keep "IT" going! But the gals will need to do the planning cos we guys are sweating off in ns! Muahahhaa...

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May the farm be with you!!!

Class Chalet 2010

Hello ppl tmr is our exciting Class Chalet!!!

Well since donno what's CH doing i should volunteer and update everyone about the chalet.

It will be held at Aloha Loyang (not Costa Sands)Some of the ppl are meeting CH at pasir ris mrt station at 12pm to go there and check in first. Pls inform CH if u are going to meet at 12 if not he'll confirm leave without you HAHA :)

For those who are going there after 12pm, below are 2 attached pictures of map taken from Aloha website





What a detailed map indeed. I'm sure my geniuses like u would know how to read it.

Well for those who are lazy to walk or take bus there's an alternative way to go, YES that is the free shuttle bus service from pasir ris mrt to Aloha Loyang

http://www.aloharesorts.com.sg/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=386&Itemid=772

check out the above website for the free shuttle bus service! Cya!

Keeping it alive

This is a random post to keep the blog alive!!!

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate
father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to
arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be
here soon" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby
photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

"Good morning, madam. I've come to...."
"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.
"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good. I've made a speciality of
babies"
"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"

After a moment, she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the
couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is
fun too; you can really spread out!"
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me"
"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But, if we
try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven different
angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results"
"My, that's a lot of....." gasped Mrs. Smith.
"Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in
and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure"
"Don't I know it," Mrs. Smith said quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his
baby pictures.
"This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London"
"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.
"And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their
mother was so difficult to work with"
"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job
done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get
a good look"
"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.
"Yes," the photographer said, "And for more than three hours too. The
mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate.
Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the
squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean squirrels actually chewed on your,
um......equipment?"
"That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so we
can get to work."
"Tripod?????"
"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for
me to hold for very long. Madam? Madam? ....... Good Lord, she's
fainted!!"

Merry Christmas!!

Christmas - a holiday during which neither the past nor the future is of as much interest as the present.

Steve: What's your father getting for Christmas?
Dave: Bald and fat.

A 4-year-old boy was asked to give the meal blessing before Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked God for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and uncles. Then he began to thank God for the food. He gave thanks for the turkey, the dressing, the fruit salad, the cranberry sauce, the pies, the cakes, even the Cool Whip.
Then he paused, and everyone waited-- and waited. After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, "If I thank God for the broccoli, won't he know that I'm lying?"


WHO KILLED SANTA? - A Christmas Story -

How to go to Minyang's House

Hello people,

Address of my new house: 11 Evelyn road #21-01 (Setia residence)

Just take mrt to newton and it'll be walk-able from there. There will be free parking lots avaliable for visitors so feel free to drive here (Though this only applies to arthur and i don think he'll see this) For those who are lazy or will be carrying a lot of things when u come u can also take bus from newton mrt station and alight after 1 stop (oppt newton's life church) you can take 5 54 124 143 and 162.

Heres a map for everyone (taken from streetdirectory.com)



Even though LK say the chrismas party starts at 530. Any of u who wants to come early are most welcomed. And since i'll be the only person in Singapore, anyone who wants to stay over in my house are also welcomed cause i'm able to make the decision. So see you.

Chalet

Hey class we are confirming the chalet on 22nd Jan 2010, Friday which will be at Aloha Loyang which is apparently big and clean!!

At aloha Loyang, these single-storey bungalows, surrounded by open field, are fully furnished with

• a living room set with TV and games table;
  
• dining room; air-conditioned bedrooms furnished with beds , wardrobes, dressers, bedside tables and wall fans;
• toilets/bathrooms with shower heater;
• BBQ pit and a fully equipped kitchen.

Garden Bungalow
4 bedrooms, 2 queen size beds, 4 single beds, 4 bedrooms with attached toilet cum bathroom, 1 common toilet cum bathroom

The suitable group size for day use is 40 persons only. 8 persons only for night use. (heck this)

Crockery/Cutlery	Utensils	Electrical Appliances	Others
• Plates (dinner, dessert, side, oval, sauce) • Bowls (salad, rice, soup) • Fork & spoon • Soup & teaspoon • Chopsticks • Knife (butter, steak, vegetable) • Meat chopper	• Cooking pots • Kwali (wok) with cover • Frying ladle • Soup ladle • Rice scoop	• Refrigerator • Freezer • Cooker hob • Wok stand • Microwave oven • Rice cooker • Electric airpot	• Jug & Mug • Serving tray • Food cover • Colander • Plastic pail • Wash basin • Dish drainer • Chopping board • Can opener • Kitchen scissors • Knife sharpener • Ash tray & gas lighter

Please reply krystal if you have any violent objections by 10.30am on 13th Dec 2009 so as to ensure no people snatch it away.

We still have activities!!!

Hey i hope all of you have a fabulous time at prom ( i know i had)! Please take a goood long rest cos we will be having more activities coming up!

First up! We will be having our CHRISTMAS party, which Chin Cher apparently volunteered to organise and plan!!! So give him a little bit of time for the details to come out.

And of course, we have our chalet. Me and yiyong will try our best to get one on 15th, 16th and 17th of jan. So try to keep those days freee!!



For those who are bored, you guys can try catching the series of Big Bang Theory which is about 4 geeks and a bimbo. Super hilarious!!!

Prom seating plan

The Prom Seating Plan

Hey everybody, this is the FINALIZED seating plan.






Unless anyone got VIOLENT objections and substantiated reasoning, this will be the seating arrangement. Please do tell me soon, so we can make the necessary arrangement.

The time for that day is 7pm. Tickets are with me so come on time to get it from me. See you guys on that day!!! =)

An Advertisement for Gorgeous Girls and Charming Guys wanna-bes.

Hey there! Getting pumped and dressed for Prom Night? Fretting over ur appearance that doesn't include ur fanciful clothes (i.e face, hair, fingernail)? Well, worry no more! To look gorgeous, stunning and be in the limelight for Prom Night, come down to Maggie's Beauty Salon @ Serangoon Garden. My mom (whose name is NOT Maggie - which is a disgusting name) will make you look nice nice for Prom Night!

The exterior of the shop looks really really antiquated, including the front half of the interior. But once u step into my mom's portion of the shop, you'll be mesmerised by the modern-looking interior (a.k.a my mom's workplace)! My mom is a beautician if you havent figure it out so far...
It's at Serangoon Garden, which is not very big and you'll probably locate it quickly (if you run around)
Bus services to there include: 73, 136, 317, 315

My mom provides the following services:
- Facial (clean your face)
- Threading (this needs to be done days before make-up for girls)
- Make-up
- Pedicure
- Manicure
- Waxing (or bikini waxing for girls)
- and Slimming? (as mentioned by her)

I'm sure you girls will need at least one of the services here. You guys too! Especially facial to wash ur faces. My mom say she'll give discounted price! Cheap cheap for my friends. So come on down as a group, but not too many at one go - her workplace not say very spacious. You'll be a happy customer, and I'll be a happy boy with increased allowance. (ok sorry I take that back. haha) Oh and btw, you need to Book an Appointment with her thru me if you're intending to go!

For more information, feel free to approach me for enquiry. I can bring yall them if you want. but I probably wouldnt stay there lol. Do come ok? XD

Updates...

Here is a summary of the really kind souls who replied:

1) Day of end of a levels.
Suggestions given:

• Seoul Garden
  
• Party at Minyang's house (again)
• orchard hotel buffet
• Billy Bombers
• Hard Rock Cafe
• Japanese Sukiyaki Buffet
• Mongolian buffet, 25 each person
• marche at vivo city
• Sukisushi
  

2) Post Prom

This has already been settled to go to Minyang's house. Go to the facebook link for more details at http://www.facebook.com/inbox/readmessage.php?t=1083810755146#/event.php?eid=225999929304

3) Chalet
This is the result for the poll so far:

As you can see, the results are not very clear and it is very hard for us to make a decision. So the rest of you please go take the poll NOW!!!

AFTERWARDS...

Hello people! A levels is "over"! Haha. I dont have much time cos i'm running off to go do MCQ so straight to the point.

1) DAY THAT MARKS END OF A LEVEL!!!

• We are now currently planning a nice, cool, cute and sweet dinner instead of the usual movie getaway. It is most probably going to be: everyone go home 1st, then meet up later.
• However, we do not have the venue set yet. So please reply to me any ideas you guys have!!!

2) POST PROM

• Currently, we have a few options in hand

1. Go to Minyang's empty house which is the one at Orchard Road because he will already have moved to his new house by then.
2. Go to Minyang's NEW house which is at Newton. Not quite feasible.
3. Thinking in progress...

As you all can see, our best (and only) plan right now is option #1. So everyone please go call Minyang's mum and say she very pretty! Either that, START helping us think of the option #3!!!

3) Chalet

• Right now, I still haven booked the chalet cos the STUPID govt service sucks! So we also have a few options now.

1. Stick to our plan which either of the days from 20th to 24th December and go some other chalets. I've looked around and still think the HomeNS chalets are still the best. Cheap and BIG. Here is the website: http://www.hometeamns.sg/index.cfm?GPID=44. I am thinking about going to the one at Sembawang( you can access it at the website at "Holiday Resorts") but i think it will be too small. So the bukit batok rugged one looks nice and big. Plus i dun think we need the bed much since we will be playing all night long!!! The problem is there is nothing much there so we will most probably have to plan our own activities! (Not that it is a problem.) Or, we can go back to the one at Pasir Ris!!!
2. We can try the STUPID inefficient aloha at a later date around January.
   

4) GUYS ONLY OUTING

• For those guys who still dont know, we (the SMART, MACHO , HANDSOME, AWESOME... GUYS) are going out on a shopping trip on 4th December, Friday.
  
• Venue will most probably be at ION Orchard where you can find everything!

5) SPONTANEOUS OUTINGS

• Anyone feel like going out just plan and do it! Let us keep in touch!!! :)
  

As you guys can see, we got a hell lot of things to decide and do. I've already sent an email to your vjc email to reply me so that i can go collect the response. You dont reply, dont complain! I hope to get everyone's view so as to make a better decision. So do reply me and MAKE IT FAST!

N.B: Please go study for your MCQ!!!

For those of you who are going through a hard period, thinking that it is the end of the world after getting back your results, dont be. Because somewhere in this world, there are alot of people having that exact same feelings, the kind of feeling that you get after being rejected by your loved one (literally).

Hope it will put a smile on your face after watching this!

Random

This is NOT a racist post.

I happen to chance upon this video which really shows the creativity and artistic talents Indians have. Take a look and you will understand why.



I have no idea what is going on towards the back but isn't it amazing how they come out with so many many version of twinkle twinkle star and adding their own touch to it?

Restarting...

I guess it has been a refreshing 3 days break for everyone and everyone is in the post-prelim mood! But please remember that there IS school tomorrow! Most of you should also have received Krystal message that we will need to stay back in school from 2.30 to 3.30. So do remember not to plan any outings during that period!

Anyway, there is also a chem MCQ test tomorrow. I know no one is going to study for it. Oh wells...

A Break At Last

Whew! After the long agonizing two weeks of exams, our prelims is finally over! Everyone should give yourselves a pat on the back after enduring this battle. Rest well and play well while you can because the real war is coming!

Anyway, there will be a talk on tuesday morning at 9am so please do turn up! Also, graduation day is coming the week after! It has been a whizzing fast 2 years for me and all is coming to an end. :( I am thinking of doing something special on that day so i'm open to ideas!!!

Here's something to laugh about!

TWO DAYS BEFORE THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW

Good luck everyone out there!!! We have came so far to take this final exam after 12 grueling years of education. Put everything into it and spare no reserves! It is a tough battle but hang in there! When it is all over, we can go celebrate together. But meanwhile, do remember to take care of yourselves because the battle will be lost should you fall sick!!

National Day!!!

National Day!!!

TOP 3 Achievements

Hi all,

we only have up till next fri (7 Aug) to get all T3As approved. After 7 Aug, teachers will not be able to approve your T3A anymore. This is about 1 week!

Quick! If all of you submit at on the last day, I will not have time to approve everything!!!! Then, you may not have 3 achievements. You would end up having 2 or 1 or 0 T3A.

When you re-submit, your status must be set to finalised. Else, I will not be able to do anything to your re-entry.

Miss Cai

Picnic at Marina Barrage

This is the long awaited picnic of the year! (we only have one)

Things to bring:

Lydia and Zhangjie - 4 bottles of drinks each
Patrick and Yunhan - 3 packets of chips each
Krystal and Liukun - Sandwiches for everyone
Chang Hong, Yiyong and Ciyi - Sushi!!!
Arthur - Otah
Jason - Fishballs
Jianwei - Almond Jelly
Huijing and Chincher - Nuggets
Daniel - Beehoon
Kaye and Huimin - Suasages
Weizhen - utensils, plates and serverts
JianXiang help Miss Cai - Currypuff and other things
Saravanan - Chicken Wings
Wenyi - Custard puff
Alyssa -
Wilson -
Minyang -

It is also highly recommended to bring mats if you happen to have!!!

Time to meet: 12.30pm
Where: Marina Bay MRT control station
Destination: Marina Barrage via FREE shuttle bus
Time to depart: 6.30pm

It is all going to be so exciting so gear-up for it!!!

Dont forget to do the self assessment thing!

Things to do

Over the week end....

1) Miss Cai's piece of paper
2) Think about the prom night
3) Go do the online application for career talk
4) Econs outlines and mindmaps
5) Math assignments

Enjoy your weekend!!!

EdVantage! (Careers, Scholarships & Higher Ed Fair)

Dear all,

please check your emails and submit to form to sign up for a talk during the fair!

两只青蛙相爱了，结婚后却生了之蛤嫫！
青蛙爸爸一看就打怒：贱人，怎么回事？
青蛙妈妈哭着说：小青爸，认识你之前我整容过。。。

狗看上了熊；对熊说：嫁给我吧，你会幸福的。
熊回说：我才不呢，嫁给你只能生狗熊！我要嫁给猫，生了熊猫有了身份后，日子才会好过。

蜜蜂狂追蝴蝶。蝴蝶却嫁给蜗牛。
蜜蜂不解：他哪里比我强？
蝴蝶回：人家好歹有自己的房子，哪像你住集体宿舍阿！

BETTER SAY THAT THE ABOVE IS FUNNY!
I SPEND DAMN LONG TYPING THIS.

Happy JOOKOON DAY!!!

Today is Happy Joo Koon day!

THE LEGEND OF JOOKOON!



Amazing how people are inspired by Joo
koon to the extend of them producing a video to it!

Look! There are even so many people at the celebratory event of Joo Koon Day!!!









Notice how there was even live band and TV coverage for the Joo Koon Day?? Haha.

Shall not be that bad since it is Joo Koon Day!
















Wow! Can't believe i'm doing this in the middle of CT2!

Exam Venues

This is to benefit for those who dun go into VJC mail.

Subject Time Venue
GP 8-11.30 V36
Econs 8-11 V41
Chem 2-5 Hall, R12
Computing 8-11 LT2
Maths 2-5 V37
Phy H2 2.30-5.30 Hall, R16
Phy H1 2.30-4.30 LT3

Please report to venues at least 10 min earlier. Also try to come school earlier or you maybe stuck at the main gate taking your temperature while exam has started.

Good luck and study hard!!! =)

Records from hospital IMH

Record I
Patient A: "So how... this book not bad yah?"
Patient B: "Yah agree, excellent! Astounding work.. No nonsense, sharp and concise to the point. But there's a major flaw in this piece of art – too many character names to remember!!!"
Nurse: "Hey! Can the two of you put the telephone book back to the original place?"


Record II
A doctor asked a patient: "If I were to cut one of your ears off, what will happen to you?"
Patient: "Then I will not be able to hear..."
Doctor: "Hmm…that's normal...so if I were to cut your other ear off, what will happen then?"
Patient: "I will not be able to see...."
The doctor became nervous and asked: "Why would you not see then???"
Patient: "Because my spectacles will fall off..."


Record III
IMH has an old lady who wears black, carries a black umbrella and squats at the entrance to the IMH everyday without fail, rain or shine.
The doctor wanted to administer treatment for her but decided to understand her behavior first.
So, the doctor also wears black and carries a black umbrella; squatted besides her everyday. The days go by...the two of them squatted side-by-side w/o a single exchange of word. After one solid month, the old lady finally broke the silence and asked the doctor: "Err...Excuse me! Are you also a mushroom?"


Record IV
A nurse saw a patient writing a letter. She got curious and went to take a peek. But the patient didn't wanna let her see.
Nurse (unable to contain her curiosity): "Who are you writing to?"
Patient: "I'm writing a letter to myself..."
Her curiosity grew and she thought to herself (Why would someone write a letter to himself?)
So she asked again: "So...what's written inside?"
Patient (got impatient): "You crazy ah? I haven't received the letter, how would I know??"


Record V
Two patients escape from the IMH. They climbed up a tree and one of them fell from the tree and started rolling on the ground.
After a while, the patient below shouted to the one on top: "Hey! How come you are not coming down yet?"
The patient on top replied: "No. no...I can't....I'm not ripe yet"


Record VI
One patient visited the doctor: "Doc...How? I think I'm a chicken since the day I was born...."
Doctor: "Wah! That’s very serious...Why do you only come and seek treatment now?"
Patient: "Because my family needs me to hatch the eggs..."


Record VII
One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH.
He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down. When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain. As he can't fish the bolts out, he started to panic.
One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.
The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident.
The patient laughed at him & said "can't even fix such a simple problem...no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..."
Here’s what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones, easy as that"
The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why do are you here at the IMH?"
Patient replied: "Hello, I stay here because I'm crazy not STUPID!"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR GIAN!!!

I remembered you complaining why your post was shorter than Minyang's one last year. So here is your super long post!!!



We have endured all sort of nonsense from this birthday boy, but we all know he is our
Mr Gian Jian Xiang!!!



Notice how he is smiling behind the paper???

ALWAYS TRYING TO ACT COOL!



But without you, i guess life will be alot less COLOURFUL!!!

So wishing you a very happy birthday and stay as you are because you are our one and only


Here is a little surprise for you!!! Remember this??? Haha. DUN blame kanglong. I hack into his com to get it out!! ^^

Class Outing

WARNING!!!

THIS IS FOR THOSE WHO HAVE NOT TELL ME YOU ARE GOING FOR THE CLASS DINNER. IF YOU DO NOT MESSAGE ME, WE WILL NOT RESERVE A SIT FOR YOU AND YOU CAN GO EAT ALONE! PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU ARE GOING.

Details:
When: This Thursday, Tomorrow, 11/6/2009 6pm SHARP
Where: Bugis MRT Control Station
Who: I NEED TO KNOW WHO!!!
What: Eat Steamboat Dinner
How: OPEN YOUR MOUTH!

Wonder Baby!

Something for the fans of Wonder Girls!



Happy mugging! =)

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