HAPPY TEACHERS" DAY!!! On this very special day of the year, we wish to thank all the teachers who have in one way or another contributed to our life. All the following teachers have their names changed to protect their identities.
MISS Character: Always caring and concern for our welfare. As the saying goes, "looks can be deceiving", Miss is very strong inside(she was from odac)!
Favorite sentence: "Class when you are ready please look at me!"
Special powers: With the aid of from nature, she can fly at amazing speed! We love you Miss !
Mr Character: 人lau心不lau! A dedicated teacher who is willing to give us additional tutoring whenever we ask for it.
Favorite sentence: "Class, you are late for 5 min. I poke you ah!"
Special powers: Ultrasonic sound waves from occasional zao sia.
Mr Character: A very knowledgeable teacher who recently won the "Most Studious Teacher Award" and has written 4 books. He is indeed finger licking GOOOOD!
Favorite sentence: This POBEM about HORIJONTAL motion of the HUVERING helicopter..."
Special powers: The you-dun-even-know kanna suan technique.
Miss
Character: Hip and in, Miss never wore the same thing to school!
Favorite sentence: "go toilet and take out your tutorials!!!"
Special powers: Possess the object to wake the class up: FOOD
Mrs Character: With occasional MS, we need to keep guessing when to talk. Nevertheless, Mrs is a very experienced teacher with commitment.
Favorite sentence: "you havent read enough"
Special powers: Ability to ALWAYS support her views(no matter how wilson try to fight back)
Here they are! Our group of very wonderful teachers who have taught us several things, be it academics or in life. Please do not take the above statements to heart as it is meant as a HAPPY teachers' day dedication. We are uber grateful to all of the hard work you all have put into us. And not to forget Miss Tan and Mr Ng! You guys have put in alot of effort in teaching us! We love you guys!
WOW which is no one wants to update the blog! I shall save the day/blog :D
Came across this funny email HAHA. Destress! :P (I dont know why got so much white space, the image is just like that LOL)
End haha, these are all the funnier ones I took from the email. Just smth in an attempt to make the blog alive. Sian of seeing the date 19 August there haha! GOOD LUCK & JIAYOU for mugging for promos! JIAYOU JIAYOU! :D
Watch this video. Starring Yun Han's sis (Jade Seah). Turn up your speaker volumes at 51s.
"Fen, feng, ahh.., ****"
I'm so going to present on this during the next GP sharing session.
For those who don't know who Jade is, she's the one you see on the bus stop ads:
For the benefit of the guys who still don't get it: [The one on the right]
Oh and I just watched FIRST CLASS (she's acting in it!)
You know we rock:D
8:48 PM
B is the new C
Something I've found online today:
His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:
Dear Michael,
Every year I attempt to boost my students’ final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.
There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It’s as if you didn’t look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!
May God have mercy on your soul.
Sincerely, Professor William Turner
P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on. B is the new C.
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile.....
Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Reached Date: 16 May 2002
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as eventful as mine was.
Love, Your caring husband.
Haha, End of joke. Give me some face la, have some reaction. Hahaha. Jiayou for econs test on thursssss!
Ahhhhh chooooooooo! Why the cloud so cold ah??? Haha. Super no link. Woots! Happy 17th birthday!!! Wish you all the best in everything you do!
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The "Yun" growing process is liddat one. They combine to form bigger clouds. When they reach colder climate, they will contract and squeeeeeeze till they form a human shape that is rather cold. That is none other than YUN HAN!!! Ahahaha...
If you've feeling a little down and got one minute to spare, check out this clip!
(Dialogue) Astronaut 1: It never gets old, huh? Astronaut 2: Nope. Astronaut 1: It kinda makes you want to... Astronaut 2: Break into song? Astronaut 1: Yep. I love the mountains, I love the clear blue skies I love big bridges I love when great whites fly I love the whole world And all its sights and sounds Boom-de-yadda, boom-de-yadda (twice) I love the oceans I love real dirty things I love to go fast I love Egyptian kings I love the whole world And all its craziness Boom-de-yadda, boom-de-yadda (twice) I love tornadoes I love arachnids I love hot magma I love the giant squids I love the whole world It's such a brilliant place Boom-de-yadda, boom-de-yadda (repeating until fade)
(And don't forget to catch the part where a man sets his friend's hand on fire at around 0:53)
I don't know what to write for the title. Don't force me to write a title or I'll insert in those characters that drove the Elluminate thingy bonkers.
Long time no post. By right, under the new posting system, I should be like, lining up to post. However, I figured out that it'll possibly take me a few more years before I can post (since I'm lucky no 22 -.-), so I've decided to do things by the 'left way'.
Yaya, papaya. I've seen those CHEMISTRY and physics test paper posters all around the college. One word, LOL. No, actually there's three words.
Ya, anyways, don't you think it's so unfair? What happened to other subjects?
I've randomly came across an econs essay on market failure:
P.S. The author is using POPULAR foolscap paper. That shows how popular POPULAR is.
Hope this can kickstart the trend of test-paper posts, in addition to the periodicals, 'Homework This Week' and 'Happy Birthday'.
By now, you should have noticed that I've being using the xian diao tone for this whole post. For goodness sake, look at the time. But I'm wide awake because I can't get to sleep and I've run out of cough medicine to induce sleep. OK, maybe I've drained all my energy now. Time to accompany my golden pillow.
Now I have to wait for 25 more weeks for the next post -.- Either that, or I take the 'by left' way again.
You know we rock:D
Thursday, August 7, 2008 5:57 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRYSTAL!!!
Happy birthday pao, potato, liang zhi qiang...!!! Haha. Always super crappy and the ever contagious laughter. So much like Goofy, goofing around!
Great to have you aroung in the class! There are only 3 situations you are not talking:
You are laughing
You are thinking of a new joke
You are sick
Wish you a wonderful year ahead and hope you 心想事成!!!
06/08/2008 was a fabulous day with the VJC FEELING FAB DAY!!! I'm sure all of 08s64 mates had a great time! Here's what happened...
WOOHOO! Everybody was dam high that day(maybe over high), right from the morning! The usual "Good morning" has become "Woohoo!" Haha. So funny. Anyway, everyone was there on time, except miss erm... you know? Ooops! There was still alot of time before our 1st activity so we decided to do some 'warm-ups'! So all of us headed down to the field where we played soccer, while some of them were playing heartattack by the side. After which, we had a FABULOUS game of class captian's ball! It was super hilarious to see 20-smth people chasing after the ball. Nevertheless, such class-bonding games certainly pull us together even more!
Feeling rather shagged, we head on down to our 1st activity of the day: "KICK-BOXING"!!! Although everyone was still grumbling about who chose this activity (you all voted for it!!), it turned out to be a FABULOUS experience afterall! Learning to punch, kick and jab certainly burnt away some of our fats! Ohya, and then there was this group of angmoh who came to visit VJC so we ended up doing the YO VJC cheer! Then the funny thing was that a super tall angmoh called Min Yang to his side and suan him about how short he was. LOL.
Lunch was at Pizza Hut at Suntec (we wondered why didnt we just go to siglap) followed by a walkin Toys'R'US to relive our childhood. It was uber funny (and abit malu cos we were all wearing PE shirt) as we did lots of crazy stuff like competing who can hula hoop with the most numder of hoops (lydia was imba, she could do 4!!!), taking the toy swords to whack each other and using the styrofoam sticks for some obscence posing.
The second activity for majority of us was "Go-karting"! The girls were extremely frightened at first but after they came out of the kart, it was ceratinly FABULOUS! Although the route was rather short, it was really quite an exciting experience to be able to go-kart in your school. Btw, some accidents that happened:
Yiyong crashed right onto the pavement
Ciyi crashed onto the side tires onthe straight path
Wilson's car ran out of petrol after one round
We were approached by Mr Seet after the activity to help move the tires. Being such lovable buch fo us, we natrually agreed. And to Mr Seet, if you are reading this, we are from 08s64!!! Some of us stayed on for a game of Captain's ball which again was FABULOUS! Daniel looked like a vampire chasing after the rolling ball and Arthur was simply only waving his hands to catch the ball. LOL.
For those who have pics, pls help to add in to relevant parts!!!
There are a total of 9 FABULOUS including the ones in this sentence, so you know how FABULOUS we were? We should sugget to the school to have more of these!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARAVANAN!!! YO! Happy 17th Birthday Sara! Haha. Touched today we called and sang happy birthday song especially for you??? ^^
Yay! Great to have you in our class, although sometimes we always say some racist jokes, but you know we arent aiming at you right? And wow! Your floorball skills dam imba la. Must be the hockey training right? Hope your hard work will pay off!
Woots! And dun look at girls too much ah? What were you doing with those two indian girls the other day? Naughty, naughty! HAHA. jkjk. Dun take it to heart!
Wish you all the best and hope you have an even better year ahead!
1) go http://www.vjc.moe.edu.sg/vcsd/ 2) type in user anme and pw 3) go to 'e-CIP student' 4) click under the section, Part 2: Self-Initiated CIP With External Organisations, 'New Activity' 5) Filling up details:
Activity name: Organising and facilitating a community service event [That's what I put because the other options are not very 'applicable' I find]
Organisation: National Environmental Agency
Beneficiary: none (this must be filled up so I type 'none' because I dont think we have a beneficiary do we? the environment? lol)
Role: Leader
Hours: Dependent to the mail Kaye sent
Start Date: 2008-05-31
End Date: 2008-06-14
Person-in-charge: NA Contact number: (leave blank)
Type in reflection area yourself.
* the above are just the way I typed. You guys can either have it standerdized or like for some if you know the beneficiary/person-in-charge, do share with us so we can edit!
As for the SLV section, I think you guys can ask Jianwei to send us a copy of our hours (from what I know, only Ms cai has a copy now. So that shall wait) However, Ms Cai's name is indeed not there so must ask her on Monday once and for all before the date of entry closes! haha
