HELLO:D just to show you guys something interesting, not sure whether any of you has read it before not. i believe that someone will be so interested in reading this. HAHA.
WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument andneither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'
W O R D S A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'
CREATION A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how youcan be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!'
The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having someproblems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.' Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
YAY! Promos over!! And it is time to partyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!
After all of the hard work, i think everyone should deserve a nice looongggg break. haha. Yup go out there and have fun. Go burn away all those fats we have accumulated over the past few weeks studying and not exercising! Woots! i dun know what else to say but all i can think of is go ENJOY!!!
So let us have many many outings!
Coming to the not very interesting part, please be reminded we still have PW. Boohoo... :( and we need to hand in the I&R think on monday.
> Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)? > > > Operator : Yes, you can speak to me. > > > Caller : No, I w! ant to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)! > > > Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this? > > > Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! > It's urgent. > > > Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But > what's this urgent matter about? > > > Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother > Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured > and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery > Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital. > > > Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital,
> then the accident isn't an urgen t matter! You may find this hilarious > but I don't have time for this! > > > Caller : You are so rude! Who are you? > > > Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry). > > > Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!
Hey all! I shall upload some videos that our VERY FUN class has taken. I was studying and decided to take a break. So I went to see our class pictures and videos! man... we're funny! haha
First, the classic shots!
Now, the videos!
(got 1 more but just can't seem to upload it!! the one with CH, Jason, Liukun playing the game that one haha)
Happy birthday Chin Cher!!! Haha. Yup! We haven forgotten your birthday just because it is very suay that is during the promos period. (Although i am not even sure if you got come and see this or busy mugging away. haha.) It is your birthday today so must go out there and enjoy yourself!!!
Maybe this will be what u look like 50 years down the road. haha. No offense to the zhong ruan!!! Anw, remember dun tire urslef out Phua Chin Chering too much! Haha. (guys inside joke). Haha. Good luck for your promos! heheheheeee......
Hey ppl, as in you all know, in a few days time (in fact in 2 days 6 hours and 15mins and 32 sec) we will be having our PROMOS!!! So if u r reading this, tt means u r still going online which means u r not studying and that is NOT RIGHT!!! so pls sign off now and then go STUDY!!!
As you guys can see PROMOS can make ppl's emotions very high, here are some of my personal tips to relax and chill.
Go take a 15min slp. For those of you who cant wake up, DUN use this
Go take a cold shower. After which, you will get a brain freeze and you will be fresh and ready.
Go grab some food or sweets. NOT for those already rather 'horijontally' inclined.
Call someone and kajiao them. But jus talk for 5mins and end convo. Both you and your friend will appreciate that break.
Go do a set of 20 push-ups and 20 situps.
Go help your poor mother do housework!!!
And of course, you can always call your ever friendly CT rep for a chit chat session. But pls do not spam me and call my house no.!!!
Here is the link to the promos timetable although all of you shld have already recieved the msg krsytak sent: http://www.vjc.moe.edu.sg/content.downloads/2008%20Promo%20Venues.pdf
Good luck and all the best for PROMOS!! We will get promoted!!! Haha.
HELLO PEOPLE :D is anyone interested in joining Standard Chartered Singapore Marathon as volunteers? cause we can just join together as a group and i think its more fun to be as a group than to join as individuals.
this are the things that you will benefit from joining ( and its rather attractive!) Exclusive volunteer t-shirt sponsored by Adidas! Token reimbursement of $20 for volunteers and $30 for volunteer leaders Certificate of appreciation Meals and refreshments Community Involvement Programme Hours (as required)
and to join together means that we are supposed to go under the same kind of crew for each events ( race pack packing day, Race Entry Pack Collection Day, Event Day) and i dont think any of you want to go for the event day cause the reporting time is like at 230am =.=
Race Pack Packing Day Packing Crew Date 28 Nov - 1 Dec 08 Working Hours 830am - 730pm Jobscope Packing of runner's race entry pack Inventory Control (Storing and transferring of race entry packs) Maintenance of the cleanliness and tidiness of the packing venue
Race Entry Pack Collection Day Ushers/Queue Marshals Date / Working Shift 4 - 5 Dec 08 (1st Shift) 10am - 430pm (2nd Shift) 330pm - 10pm Date / Working Shift 6 Dec 08 (1st Shift) 8am - 230pm (2nd Shift) 130pm - 7pm Jobscope Direct the runners to their respective categories counters Information on race entry pack collection and event day Contact point between usher manager and queue marshals
anyway i think these are the more interesting roles for each events. so whoever wants to join, please tell me so that i can give you the code to join as a group! and the submission date is 19 september. IF YOU DONT WANT TO MISS THE ATTRACTIVE FREE GIFTS, FASTER JOIN NOW!
Hi peep, using my phone to post again cause weren't allowed to use com now. Haha.
Some people are rather concern about how we will die or will we die tmr? And this is hotly debated during maths tutorial(thats why got scolded by miss cai) So here are some simple research that i did(using my phone of course! Nokia rocks!) for the benefit for those who are concern.
In the begining there is a machine called large hadron collider which is the world's largest proton accelerator constructed by the european organization for nuclear research. This thing is located under franco-swiss border at switzerland. Simply put its in a tunnel at europe. Over 8000 physicist are involved in this project and taiwan is the only country in asia that is involved. Haha. Ok back to main thing, so these ppl spend $54 billion US dollar and took 20 years to build it.
So what does this machine do? It accelerates protons and hit them together. Theoretically, it will produce sth call Higgs Boson and it will confirm the prediction and the missing link of the Standard Model and explain how elementry particle acquire mass(formation of universe). So why will it kill us all?
Well, this experiment will produce alot of heat energy which is 10,000 hotter than sun. Very hot so very dangerous we might get burned to death. Then some said that it will create a black hole that suck everything inside(includes light) and tear all matter into pieces cause the sucking force is too strong. Horrible death too, imagine yourself being torn into pieces. Lol.
So now to the question about when will we die. We most probably wont die today cause those crazy scientist are just going to accelerate the protons to speed of light today. But if sth went wrong like proton accidentally hit each other and a black hole is created we will die today 330pm singapore time. However if everything is going well we will have about 1 more month to live cause those scientist are doing their first high energy collision on 21 oct. Which may result in a black hole and kill us all.
Now you know that you may only have one more month to live. So make sure you have no regrate b4 you die. Haha. Lastly, i want to say i love those people who love me. Live life to the max and enjoy it.
CERN reiterates safety of LHC on eve of first beam
Visitors inside the LHC tunnel.
Geneva, 5 September 2008. A report published today in the peer reviewed Journal of Physics G: Nuclear and Particle Physics1 provides comprehensive evidence that safety fears about the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) are unfounded. The LHC is CERN’s2 new flagship research facility. As the world’s highest energy particle accelerator, it is poised to provide new insights into the mysteries of our universe.
“The LHC will enable us to study in detail what nature is doing all around us,” said CERN Director General Robert Aymar. “The LHC is safe, and any suggestion that it might present a risk is pure fiction.”
Safety has been an integral part of the LHC project since its inception in 1994, and the project has been subject to numerous audits covering all aspects of safety and environmental impact. A comprehensive report by independent scientists addressing safety issues related to the production of new particles at the LHC was presented to CERN’s governing body, the CERN Council, in 2003. It concluded that the LHC is safe. This report was updated and its conclusions strengthened in a new report incorporating recent experimental and observational data that was presented to Council at its most recent meeting in June 2008. This new report confirms and strengthens the conclusion of the 2003 report that there is no basis for any concern about the safety of the LHC.The CERN Council is composed of representatives of the governments of the 20 European Member States of CERN.
The report was prepared by a group of scientists at CERN, the University of California, Santa Barbara, and the Institute for Nuclear Research of the Russian Academy of Sciences. The papers comprising the report have been accepted for publication in leading peer-reviewed scientific journals. The report was reviewed carefully by the Scientific Policy Committee (SPC), a body composed of 20 independent external scientists that advises the CERN Council on scientific matters. Five of these independent scientists, including one Nobel Laureate, examined in detail the 2008 report and endorsed the authors’ approach of basing their arguments on irrefutable observational evidence to conclude that new particles produced at the LHC will pose no danger. The full SPC agreed unanimously with their findings.
“The LHC safety review has shown that the LHC is perfectly safe,” said Jos Engelen, CERN’s Chief Scientific Officer, “it points out that Nature has already conducted the equivalent of about a hundred thousand LHC experimental programmes on Earth – and the planet still exists.”
Apparently, this reassuring article is from the scientists who really want to see the whole world being suck into the black hole. SO WE ALL STILL MAY SAY 拜拜 TO THE WORLD TOMORROW!!!
For some of those ignorant brats who still dunno what on earth is going on, i will be nice to do a brief summary. Basically there is this gigantic machine in Geneva(somewhere in swiss) that is 27km wide called the Large Hadron Collider (LHC). They are going to use it to accelerate 2 protons and collide them at 0.999999991 times the speed of light! Then there will be a big BANG! And a black hole will be form!!! And we will all be sucked into it! END OF WORLD! MUHAHAHA...
ok maybe there will not be a black hole and we will not be sucked into it and we will have to take PROMOS! think of it. which is more worst??? haha.
Treasure your last day with your friends and loved ones!!!
For those geeks who want to know more, go this link: http://cdsweb.cern.ch/record/1081116/files/CERN-Brochure-2008-001-Eng.pdf
Happy birthday Weizhen!!! Wish you all the best in everything you do! It has been wonderful to have you in class with all those gossips. Can practically crap about anything under the sun!
Haha. Ok it is really great to have such a caring friend like you. With all the auntieness in you, you have just qualified to be a mother angel!(wanted to just stop at auntie. Haha)
My friend send me this about different blood type of ppl. My not be ture for all but its rather funny. Label:MY
You know we rock:D
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Happy birthday Patrick!!!
Happy birthday Patrick!!! Haha. Sry abit belated because no time to come online. Anyway, it has been wonderful having you in the class! Never fails to pop up with your handy camera to take down the joyful moments!
Haha. Always some out with totally random stuff! So funny. Btw, the brownie dam nice right? I bake one leh.(of course got some other ppl la but not impt. Ooops!)
Differentiate this from....
Haha. Joking la. Make from real flour and eggs one. ^^ Happy 17th birthday!!! All the best for your future endevours and upcoming promos!
Maybe this will be what u look like 50 years down the road. haha. No offense to the zhong ruan!!!
Haha. Always some out with totally random stuff! So funny. Btw, the brownie dam nice right? I bake one leh.(of course got some other ppl la but not impt. Ooops!)
