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MUTHU JOKE!

HELLO PEOPLE! I guess no one wants to update the blog, so I'm here to save the blog! Hahaha. :P I'm so nice, I'm not even updating my own blog haha. :/
Okay shall post something funny that I read haha (what else can I post right? Hahaha). Wonder if you guys have seen this before haha. {Random: have you all guessed who am I? haha}

The MUTHU Joke:)

*MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*
Interviewer : "What is your birth date?"
Muthu : "13th October."
Interviewer : "Which year?"
Muthu : "Every year."

* MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*
The Manager asked Muthu at an interview...."Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"
Muthu replied: "P-O-S-T-B-O-X."

* MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
Wife: "No! Why?"
Muthu : "In London, a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'...that's why."
Wife : ????????

*MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...
and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here."

*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one legand told it to "WALK! WALK!" The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.
Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly,Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut acockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf."

*MUTHU & DRIVER*
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorized tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive."

* MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin. Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the signboard "*WASH BASIN* "

*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?"
Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination."

*AND THE FUNNIEST...*
At a political rally, Muthu was arrested.
Why ????????????
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read "*PRESS*" pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!

-END OF JOKE-

Haha. There're lots of things to do over the weekend! According to Changhong, PCME plus GP. WOW haha :x Okay jiayou peopleeeeeee!

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