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STANDARD CHARTERED RACE VOLUNTEERS

PEOPLE!
in case you guys are wondering if the standard chartered marathon is confirmed, this is an email sent to me by the organisers.

Hi,
Apologise for the delay in your confirmation email. Due to overwhelming registration coming from both online and offline groups, we had to make sure that there were no duplicate entries in our database which may result in volunteers receiving more than one confirmation email.

Your respective area in charge will get in touch with you shortly with regards to briefing dates and details.

Once again, we apologise for the inconvenience caused and at the same time thank you for your warm passion in volunteering.

Cheers!
Zhongqi (Zhong Qin's brother/sister)

so i guess we just have to continue waiting before they send us the email.

ANYWAY, JIAYOU FOR OP. its just two more weeks more, before we can finally REST and say that its HOLIDAY (and there's chalet to look forward to)
though you may be sick of looking at your group members' faces after doing PW together almost everyday, MUST REN NAI cause its soon over and you dont have to face them everyday anymore.

FINALLY, QIAN BIAN questions for you guys (:
Which superhero is stupid?
Superman.
Because he wear his undies outside.
Which superhero is more stupid than Superman?
Batman.
Because he wear his undies outside and uses a belt.
Which superhero is more stupid than Batman?
Robin.
Because he follow Batman's wearing style.
Which superhero is the stupiest of all?
Wonderwoman.
Because she wear her undies outside and she wear her belt on her head.

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6 Management Lessons for LIFE

JUST FOR LAUGHS
Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..

Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

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YOU CAN'T WIN WITH WOMEN

HELLO:D
just to show you guys something interesting, not sure whether any of you has read it before not.
i believe that someone will be so interested in reading this. HAHA.

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument andneither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how youcan be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!'

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having someproblems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

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Standard Chartered Singapore Marathon

HELLO PEOPLE :D
is anyone interested in joining Standard Chartered Singapore Marathon as volunteers?
cause we can just join together as a group and i think its more fun to be as a group than to join as individuals.

this are the things that you will benefit from joining ( and its rather attractive!)
Exclusive volunteer t-shirt sponsored by Adidas!
Token reimbursement of $20 for volunteers and $30 for volunteer leaders
Certificate of appreciation
Meals and refreshments
Community Involvement Programme Hours (as required)

and to join together means that we are supposed to go under the same kind of crew for each events ( race pack packing day, Race Entry Pack Collection Day, Event Day) and i dont think any of you want to go for the event day cause the reporting time is like at 230am =.=

Race Pack Packing Day
Packing Crew
Date
28 Nov - 1 Dec 08
Working Hours
830am - 730pm
Jobscope
Packing of runner's race entry pack
Inventory Control (Storing and transferring of race entry packs)
Maintenance of the cleanliness and tidiness of the packing venue

Race Entry Pack Collection Day
Ushers/Queue Marshals
Date / Working Shift
4 - 5 Dec 08
(1st Shift) 10am - 430pm
(2nd Shift) 330pm - 10pm
Date / Working Shift
6 Dec 08
(1st Shift) 8am - 230pm
(2nd Shift) 130pm - 7pm
Jobscope
Direct the runners to their respective categories counters
Information on race entry pack collection and event day
Contact point between usher manager and queue marshals

if you want the link : http://www.singaporemarathon.com/en/volunteers/
( i never include the details about the event day)

anyway i think these are the more interesting roles for each events. so whoever wants to join, please tell me so that i can give you the code to join as a group! and the submission date is 19 september.
IF YOU DONT WANT TO MISS THE ATTRACTIVE FREE GIFTS, FASTER JOIN NOW!

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MID YEAR EXAM VENUES(:

i know some people wont go to the vj website and check.
here it is(:

23 June :
Phyics 0800-1100
R16 (Clarification: Refers to Row 16 in the Hall.)

24 June :
General Paper 0800-1130
V31
Economics 1400-1645
V46
* if you are still thinking you are taking H1 (HAHA),
Economics H1 1400-1600
T11

25 June:
Mathematics 0800-1100
v46

26 June:
Chemistry 0800-1100
R12 (Clarification: Refers to Row 16 in the Hall.)
Computing 1400-1700
V48

27 June:
H1 Chinese 0800-1100
R10

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JOKE OF THE DAY(:

I HOPE THAT ITS FUNNY(:
hopefully noone read it before.

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".

The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:

"HEBREWS"

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